I just don't understand it, I really don't. There are millions of subs looking for a Mistress, why the hell don't they, if they are going to try to contact you, read what you put out there first? Whether it's a profile, a webpage, a blog, or a group, if a Domme takes the time to make them, don't you think it would be a good idea to read them? Chat after chat it's the damn thing. I am sitting here right now on Yahoo Messenger, I am chatting with anyone who IMs me today once again in the hope of meeting new interesting people, one of which could just possibly be a new sub for me *sigh* It would 'make my day' if just once someone would you know!
So, I am going to publish some of these dumbass IMs here to entertain you all. But before I do, here's a preview of my Yahoo profile. The photo on it is the one you see at the top of this post.
Yahoo! ID:
goddess_kwan_yin2
Real Name:
Goddess Kwan Yin
Nickname:
Goddess (not Mistress or anything else)
Location:
Northern Humboldt County, California, USA
Age:
53
Marital Status:
Single
Sex:
Female
Occupation:
Non-commercial hypnotic Dominant or hypnoDomme
More About Me
Hobbies:
Hypnotic submission, triggers, posthypnotic suggestions, covert & instant inductions, blind directives, consensual servitude, bondage, strap-ons, cbt & making mummies
Latest News:
*If you don't know what a Domme is DO NOT send me a message. **No profile, no chat. No D/s profile, no D/s chat. ***Please read this article first (really!) before contacting me: goddesskwanyin.blogspot.com/2005/12/how-to-talk-to-domme-online.html
Favorite Quote:
"Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest." ~ Mark Twain
Interests
FemDom
Hypnosis
Dominance
BDSM
Leather
Boots
Bondage
Training and Obedience
Strap Ons
Taoism
Buddhism
Reincarnation
Lost Continent of Atlantis
Alternative Medicine
Acupuncture
Holistic Health
Native American
Hippies
Huxley, Aldous
Asimov, Isaac
Intellectuals
Rain Forests
Ecotourism
Rocks, Gems, and Minerals
Leatherworking
Boas
Snakes
Unconscious Cognition
Straight
South America
Links
Home Page:
hypnotic-submission.org
Cool Link 1
groups.yahoo.com/group/hypnotic_submission_discussion/
Cool Link 2
360.yahoo.com/goddess_kwan_yin2
Cool Link 3
goddesskwanyin.blogspot.com/2005/12/how-to-talk-to-domme-online.html
Ok now, you will note that I give newbies and seasoned subs alike a lot of info about myself. What to call me and what to not call me, how to talk to me in incredible detail, and what I do with hypnotic submission in the form of my profile, my blog, and website with FAQs. Now I wrote these FAQs so I wouldn't have to answer them over and over again ad infinitum, ad nauseum.
OK here come the IMs! I will add to these as time goes on. I hope these entertain you. : )
1. This guy is a master of misleading answers. What a weasel!
dumbass 5:43 PM Hello Goddess
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:43 PM hello
dumbass 5:44 PM haven't caught you on in a while
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:44 PM sorry, don't remember you
dumbass 5:45 PM its ok - we haven't talked in a while
dumbass 5:45 PM probably been two months at least
dumbass 5:45 PM i do try to keep up with reading whats going on in your group though
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:45 PM oh cool
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:46 PM maybe I do remember you from the group
dumbass 5:46 PM probably not - haven't posted much
he's never posted, not once
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:48 PM have you ever posted?
dumbass 5:48 PM not since i first joined - just to say hello
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:48 PM is that a no?
dumbass 5:48 PM still really learning about hypno domination
dumbass 5:48 PM yes - i'd say thats a no
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:49 PM hard to tell
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:49 PM lmao
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:49 PM asking questions in my group is a great way to learn about it
dumbass 5:49 PM sorry
dumbass 5:49 PM i've learned a lot just reading
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:50 PM you could at least introduce yourself
an introduction is required in my group
dumbass 5:50 PM i did when i first joined
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:52 PM it's not here
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:53 PM you joined dec 11, and you haven't made an introduction
he made no posts whatsoever
dumbass 5:53 PM oh - i thought it made me do that when i did the sign up?
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:54 PM wtf?
dumbass 5:54 PM i'm sorry
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:54 PM I don't know what you're talking about
dumbass 5:54 PM maybe i'm mistaken
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:55 PM there is a question about why you wish to join that is all
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:55 PM now I know when someone tries to bullshit me
goddess_kwan_yin2 5:55 PM have a nice nite
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2. I don't know this guy from Adam. I don't even remember telling him to join my group or to read my blog although I say this to everyone. I am certain however that he never even indicated to me he wished to serve me or I would have blown him off earlier. It says clear as day that he's in a relationship.
dumbass2 9:30 PM May i please disturb You Goddess?
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:30 PM please make it brief
dumbass2 9:32 PM I read everything You told me to read and i joined Your Yahoo group like You told me to. But i will be honest. I understand You want to know a man before You even consider hypnotizing him and controling him. But if we go that way (if You would want that of course) would there be a little chance of me becoming Your slave or don't You need new victims at all?
whoa he calls those who would serve me my "victims"?
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:33 PM whoa slow down
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:33 PM I am most likely not interested in you for either sub or subject
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:34 PM do you have experience at both hypnosis and D/s?
it says everywhere that is says I am looking for a new sub, that you must have experience in both D/s and hypnosis.
dumbass2 9:34 PM at D/s i have experience. At hypnosis a little bit but i have never been completely hypnotized.
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:34 PM then you can't serve me
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:34 PM you also can't serve me because you're in a 'long term relationship'
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:35 PM you're also in the Netherlands
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:35 PM be real here
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:35 PM I am only looking for a partner
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:35 PM I occasionally also hypnotize my discussion group
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:35 PM I hope that is clear now
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:35 PM I really need to go
dumbass2 9:36 PM I cant be You partner thats true.
dumbass2 9:36 PM oke bye Goddess
goddess_kwan_yin2 9:36 PM goodnight
he's an idiot for not letting it drop there
dumbass2 9:36 PM iliked the part where You controlled Your subject through orgams deniel and stuff likethat
dumbass2 9:37 PM i amveru much interested in that but You made Your point
dumbass2 9:37 PM thank You.
dumbass2 9:37 PM Bye Goddess
